MISCELLANOUS TIMEPASS :)
ARE YOU A MAHARASHTRIAN
???
Answer the following
questions in YES / NO to find out your
antecedents...
Do you mutter 'bheem
rupi mahaarudra' at the time of crisis ?
Is your enthu to follow cricket
slightly greater than your enthu to
follow Wimbledon and World Cup soccer
?
Have you secretly wish you had learnt how to cook 'saabudaaNyaa
chi
khichaDii' and 'satyanaaraayaNaachaa prasaad' before leaving home
?
Do you address your friends with names ending in 'yaa' as
in
madhyaa(madhu), aapaTyaa (aapaTe), joshyaa( Joshii),
paTyaa
(Patwardhan)and so on ?
Have you ever thrown a tantrum because
your parents asked you to
accompany your sister(s) somewhere ?
Your
dad keeps a mouthstache but your grandfather doesnt and you
are still trying
to decide... or for sometime you do keep and for
sometime you don't
?
Have played hockey with the hook of a big black umbrella and
really
enjoyed it ?
You wanted to become an engine driver, pilot or
astronaut when you
were a kid ?
As a kid you dream of joining the NDA
someday, then you grow up and
mature and the D gets replaced by B ?
Do
u use "saalya, aaila ani chayla " as equivalent of "a, an and
the" in Marathi
?
DO u blush before talking to girls in college. ?
Do u like
Vada-Paav more than anything else. ?
Do u wait for "MangalaGaur"
more eagerly than ur sister so that u
can watch the crowd. ?
Have you
ever wore the Maroon Beret of 'Rastyat sodleli pore' RSP?
Do you
think wearing tennis shoes with terrycott pants is okay for
eleventh standard
?
Do you touch your eyes and top of the head with your palm after
you
drink the tirth in a mandir ?
Was your first taste of beer
by a teaspoon size sip from an elder
cousine's mug ?
Do you think
the smell of Milan supari or Halls can beat the smell
of beer, on the
way home ?
Have you ever took a friend along when you accosted a girl you
like
for friendship ?
Do you think that if you ride a BSA sports cycle
instead your
usual atlas, the current rose queen will ignore Inder Luthra and
come
after you ?
Count the number of YESes and the number of
NOs
How much do they come to ?
If your count of Yes is more than
count of No then your
are marathi.else better you check with you
parents.
Delhi girls are cultured, they'll show you
a good time
Malayali girls seems so innocent,
but ya know what's on their mind
Andhra girls
are bashful, Bengalis are so cosy
Kashmiri
girls keep you warm at night with their cheeks so
rosy
Punjabi girls are flirts, Oriya girls
are charming
And Tamil girls squeeze you so
tight, they really are alarming
But there's
one place in this whole land where I'm never
lonely
'Cause the cuttest girls in all the
world are in Maharashtra only
I wish they
all could be Maharashtra girls !
I wish they
all could be Maharashtra girls !
Girls
elsewhere just can't compare to the lassies of the
Konkan
Out Vidarbha way no one can say how
many hearts they've broken
Bombay girls have
style - how they pucker those pouting lips
Poona girls got that twinkle in their eye 'n' lovely swaying
hips
The Big Country's got the beauties,
its always been that way
From Damayanti long
ago to the the starlets of today
As Shivaji
said to Aurangzeb - and it made his moustache curl
-
"I'm the king of Maharashtra, and we've got
the cutest girls !"
I wish they all could
be Maharashtra girls !
I wish they all could
be Maharashtra girls !
U.P girls are
sweet, Rajasthanis true for life
Head on down
to Karnataka if you're looking for a wife
But
there's one place in this whole world where I'm never
lonely
'Cause the cuttest girls in all the
world are in Maharashtra only
I wish they
all could be Maharashtra girls !
I wish they
all could be Maharashtra girls !
JAI MAHARASHTRA....!!!
ASACH KAHITARI
KARAYACH AASAT
ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT...
SAUNDARYA KUTHATARI SHODAYACH AASAT...
NAV MAHIT KARUN GYAYACH
AASAT...
VATET TILA GHATHAYACH AASAT...
YOYOGANE BHETAYACH
AASAT...
ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT ||1||
PREMAL NAJAREN PAHAYACH AASAT
GALAT THODAS HASAYACH AASAT
JATO MI MAHNAYACH AASAT
KAL KA AALI NAHIS ? VICHARAYACH
AASAT.
ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT ||2||
AAJ KUTHE JANAR BAGHAYACH AASAT
LAGECH MAGE NIGHAYACH
AASAT
ACHANAK AADAV YAYACH AASAT
ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH
AASAT ||3||
EKANTAT KUTHETARI GATHAYACH
AASAT
MALA KAHI SANGAYACH MAHNAYACH AASAT
TODAS LAJLYAGAT
KARAYACH AASAT
AASCH PREM KARAYACH AASAT
ASACH KAHITARI
KARAYACH AASAT ||4||
1 One with only one finger -
EKBOTE
2 True Maharashtrian - KHARE
3 False Maharashtrian -
KHOTE
Here are some special
maharashtrians
1. One who only
takes
- LELE
2. One with bulb
factory
- DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill
Gates
- BALPHATAK
4. One with weight of 100
tonnes -
SOMAN
5. Neil
Armstrong
-NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his
head
- SHIRKE
7. Bakery
owner
-PAWGI/BUNKAR
8. Narasimha
Avtar
-POTPHODE
9. One with stomach
problem
-POTDUKHE
10. One who lives in
village
-GAONKAR
11. One who only take
money
- DAMLE
12. One who is
brave
-WAGH/VEERKAR
13. One who is
untidy
- GABALE
14. Cotton mill
owner
-KAPSE/RUIKAR
15. One who eats
more
-DHOLE/DHAMDHERE
17. One who works very
cool
-KULKARNI
18. Building
constructor
-WAADEKAR/MAHALE
19. One who is
coward
-PULEKAR
20. Silver mine
owner
-CHANDEKAR
21. One who reaches the
root
- MULEY
22. One who is real
cat
-MANJAREKAR
23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent
-SAHASRABUDHHE
24. One who divides by
2
- NIMKAR
25. One who
kills
- MARANE
26. Do die
do
-KARMARKAR
27. One who
twists
-PILGAONKAR
28. The
God
-DEVO/DEO-kule
29. Big old
Rishi
-MAHAMUNI
30. One who always
wins
-JAYKAR
31. One who talks a
lot
-MAHASHABDE
32. One who doesn't
talk
-GOOPCHOOP
33. One who builds
temples
-DEVALEKAR
34. One who runs
away
-BHAGWAT
35. One who blackens
everything
- KAJALE
36. One who always says 'take
away' - NENE
37. One
who is
father
- BAPAT
38. One who feels very
cold
- KAKDE
39. One with tailoring
shop
- SHIWDE
40.
Jeweller
-RATNAPARAKHI
41. One who always go to
varanasi
-KASHIKAR
42. One who is very
sweet
- GODSE
43. Its
okay
- BARWE
44. Mango
man
-AAMBEKAR
45. One who Opens up , by getting
aside -KOLHATKAR
46. One who
thinks
-VICHAARE
47. One who is close to
everyone
-JAWALKAR
48. One who is
wise
-SHAHANE
49. Colourful maharashtrians
- KALE
-
GORE
-
HIRWE
-
KALBHOR
-
PIWALE
- DHAWLE
50. Arnold
Schwarzenegger
- ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR
51. Demmie
Mooor
- DAMAYANTIMORE
52. Bob
Dole
- Baburao Dole
53. Some Metallic
Maharashtrians
-
PITALE
-
TAMBE
-
LOKHANDE
-
SONE
54. Worriless
Maharashtrian
-NIKALJE
55.
Clerk
-Chitnis
56. Meg
Ryan
-Meghana Rane