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MISCELLANOUS TIMEPASS :)

 


ARE YOU A MAHARASHTRIAN ???


Answer the following questions in YES / NO to find out your
antecedents...


Do you mutter 'bheem rupi mahaarudra' at the time of crisis ?

Is your enthu to follow cricket slightly greater than your enthu to
follow Wimbledon and World Cup soccer ?

Have you secretly wish you had learnt how to cook 'saabudaaNyaa chi
khichaDii' and 'satyanaaraayaNaachaa prasaad' before leaving home ?

Do you address your friends with names ending in 'yaa' as in
madhyaa(madhu), aapaTyaa (aapaTe), joshyaa( Joshii), paTyaa
(Patwardhan)and so on ?

Have you ever thrown a tantrum because your parents asked you to
accompany your sister(s) somewhere ?

Your dad keeps a mouthstache but your grandfather doesnt and you
are still trying to decide... or for sometime you do keep and for
sometime you don't ?

Have played hockey with the hook of a big black umbrella and really
enjoyed it ?

You wanted to become an engine driver, pilot or astronaut when you
were a kid ?

As a kid you dream of joining the NDA someday, then you grow up and
mature and the D gets replaced by B ?

Do u use "saalya, aaila ani chayla " as equivalent of "a, an and
the" in Marathi ?

DO u blush before talking to girls in college. ?

Do u like Vada-Paav more than anything else. ?

Do u wait for "MangalaGaur"  more eagerly than ur sister so that u
can watch the crowd. ?

Have you ever wore the Maroon Beret of  'Rastyat sodleli pore' RSP?

Do you think wearing tennis shoes with terrycott pants is okay for
eleventh standard ?

Do you touch your eyes and top of the head with your palm after you
drink the tirth in a mandir ?

Was your first taste of beer  by a teaspoon size sip from an elder
cousine's mug ?

Do you think the  smell of Milan supari or Halls can beat the smell
of beer, on the way home ?

Have you ever took a friend along when you accosted a girl you like
for friendship ?

Do you think that if you ride a BSA sports cycle instead your
usual atlas, the current rose queen will ignore Inder Luthra and come
after you ?

Count the number of YESes and the number  of NOs

How much do they come to ?

If your count of Yes is more than count of No then your
are marathi.else better you check with you parents.


      Delhi girls are cultured, they'll show you a good time
      Malayali girls seems so innocent, but ya know what's on their mind
      Andhra girls are bashful, Bengalis are so cosy
      Kashmiri girls keep you warm at night with their cheeks so rosy

      Punjabi girls are flirts, Oriya girls are charming
      And Tamil girls squeeze you so tight, they really are alarming
      But there's one place in this whole land where I'm never lonely
      'Cause the cuttest girls in all the world are in Maharashtra only

      I wish they all could be Maharashtra girls !
      I wish they all could be Maharashtra girls !

      Girls elsewhere just can't compare to the lassies of the Konkan
      Out Vidarbha way no one can say how many hearts they've broken
      Bombay girls have style - how they pucker those pouting lips
      Poona girls got that twinkle in their eye 'n' lovely swaying hips

      The Big Country's got the beauties, its always been that way
      From Damayanti long ago to the the starlets of today
      As Shivaji said to Aurangzeb - and it made his moustache curl -
      "I'm the king of Maharashtra, and we've got the cutest girls !"

      I wish they all could be Maharashtra girls !
      I wish they all could be Maharashtra girls !

      U.P girls are sweet, Rajasthanis true for life
      Head on down to Karnataka if you're looking for a wife
      But there's one place in this whole world where I'm never lonely
      'Cause the cuttest girls in all the world are in Maharashtra only

      I wish they all could be Maharashtra girls !
      I wish they all could be Maharashtra girls !

JAI MAHARASHTRA....!!!


ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT


  ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT...
  SAUNDARYA KUTHATARI SHODAYACH AASAT...
  NAV MAHIT KARUN GYAYACH AASAT...
  VATET TILA GHATHAYACH AASAT...
  YOYOGANE BHETAYACH AASAT...
  ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT   ||1||

  PREMAL NAJAREN PAHAYACH AASAT
  GALAT THODAS HASAYACH AASAT
  JATO MI MAHNAYACH AASAT
  KAL KA AALI NAHIS ?  VICHARAYACH AASAT.
  ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT    ||2||
 
  AAJ KUTHE JANAR BAGHAYACH AASAT
  LAGECH MAGE NIGHAYACH AASAT
  ACHANAK AADAV YAYACH AASAT
  ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT    ||3||

  EKANTAT KUTHETARI GATHAYACH AASAT
  MALA KAHI SANGAYACH MAHNAYACH AASAT
  TODAS LAJLYAGAT KARAYACH AASAT
  AASCH PREM KARAYACH AASAT
  ASACH KAHITARI KARAYACH AASAT    ||4||


1  One with only one finger - EKBOTE
2  True Maharashtrian - KHARE
3  False Maharashtrian - KHOTE

Here are some special maharashtrians
1. One who only takes                        - LELE
2. One with bulb factory                     - DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates                  - BALPHATAK
4. One with weight of 100 tonnes             - SOMAN
5. Neil Armstrong                            -NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his head                    - SHIRKE
7. Bakery owner                              -PAWGI/BUNKAR
8. Narasimha Avtar                           -POTPHODE
9. One with stomach problem                  -POTDUKHE
10. One who lives in village                 -GAONKAR
11. One who only take money                  - DAMLE
12. One who is brave                         -WAGH/VEERKAR
13. One who is untidy                        - GABALE
14. Cotton mill owner                        -KAPSE/RUIKAR
15. One who eats more                        -DHOLE/DHAMDHERE
17. One who works very cool                  -KULKARNI
18. Building constructor                     -WAADEKAR/MAHALE
19. One who is coward                        -PULEKAR
20. Silver mine owner                        -CHANDEKAR
21. One who reaches the root                 - MULEY
22. One who is real cat                      -MANJAREKAR
23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent   -SAHASRABUDHHE
24. One who divides by 2                     - NIMKAR
25. One who kills                            - MARANE
26. Do die do                                -KARMARKAR
27. One who twists                           -PILGAONKAR
28. The God                                  -DEVO/DEO-kule
29. Big old Rishi                            -MAHAMUNI
30. One who always wins                      -JAYKAR
31. One who talks a lot                      -MAHASHABDE
32. One who doesn't talk                     -GOOPCHOOP
33. One who builds temples                   -DEVALEKAR
34. One who runs away                        -BHAGWAT
35. One who blackens everything              - KAJALE
36. One who always says 'take away'          - NENE
37. One who is father                        - BAPAT
38. One who feels very cold                  - KAKDE
39. One with tailoring shop                  - SHIWDE
40. Jeweller                                 -RATNAPARAKHI
41. One who always go to varanasi            -KASHIKAR
42. One who is very sweet                    - GODSE
43. Its okay                                 - BARWE
44. Mango man                                -AAMBEKAR
45. One who Opens up , by getting aside      -KOLHATKAR
46. One who thinks                           -VICHAARE
47. One who is close to everyone             -JAWALKAR
48. One who is wise                          -SHAHANE
49. Colourful maharashtrians
       - KALE
       - GORE
       - HIRWE
       - KALBHOR
       - PIWALE
        - DHAWLE
50. Arnold Schwarzenegger                - ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR
51. Demmie Mooor                         - DAMAYANTIMORE
52. Bob Dole                         - Baburao Dole
53. Some Metallic Maharashtrians
           - PITALE
           - TAMBE
           - LOKHANDE
            - SONE
54. Worriless Maharashtrian              -NIKALJE
55. Clerk                                -Chitnis
56. Meg Ryan                             -Meghana Rane